"I thought my life was fucked up!"

John, owner of The Coffee Lobby: How much rent do you pay for your apartment? Ine: About 400 euros per month. John: That’s not too bad. Ine: It’s good, considering we get 500 euros per month rent from our house in Romania. John: You have a house in Romania!? Ine: Yeah, we bought a house in Romania 3 years ago, but couldn’t sell it because of a lawsuit. John: A law suit? Ine: Yeah, we got sued by our neighbors, and we couldn’t sell the house. John: You have a lawsuit in Romania!? Ine: Well, not me, my company was sued in Romania. John: You have a company in Romania!? …. Man, I thought my life was fucked up…

(By some freak coincidence, Hotel California was playing on the background “You can check-in anytime you like, but you can never leave..”)